Alright, Alright! I know this page is no big deal. But I had to have at least four pages to the site. So I decided to pick and share with you some of the sad and/or funny stories that have been e-mailed to me in the past. Later I will add to this and put some funny stuff here too. Thanks for looking! Julie

ADULT RESIGNATION

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have
decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old
again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star
restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make
ripples with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because
you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a
lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return
to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors,
multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you,
because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All
you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the
things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world
is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that
anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life
and be overly excited by the little things again. I want to live simple
again. I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of
paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than
there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of
loved ones. I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word,
truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making
angels in the snow. So....here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit
card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from
adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch
me first, 'cause... ..

"TAG! YOU'RE IT !!!! "

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